February 2012
135 posts
i need more hours in a day
I need a personal trainer… whose available at midnight.
I’ll pay you.
Cuddle. Annoy the fuck out of you. Play fight. Fight fight. Have sex. Repeat.
1 tag
I suck
Kassie: Mom, you know that priest that was sick..?
Mom: Oh! He got better?
Kassie: No, he died.
Me: Hahhahahahahahha
1 tag
I want time to pass. Let it pass over me in waves. With each blow, your memory will begin to fade. Let the motion of the current take me out to sea, farther and farther away from what I used to know. Let it change direction with the wind, so that I am unable to return. I don’t want to find you anymore, I don’t want to know you anymore.
Man, Facebook sucks.
4 tags
2 tags
4 tags
Artificial
It isn’t you babe, and you’re not the one.
Little girls are so easy to please. Here have some poison.
brizzard asked: How in the FUCK do you walk in those Jeffrey Campbell shoes? Michelle and I spent like, an hour, drunk, online looking at shoes like that and wondering how they work?
2 tags
1 tag
5 tags
4 tags
2 tags
